As an avid surfer in England, the winter months can be a real pain in the back. The temperature of the water falls within a million, the parts of your body trying to fall without consent and some imaginable grumpiest people emerge from the work of wood to try to you without no apparent reason when you return to your car (I think it has much to do with the fact that they think you are crazy) (for having been in the water for a few hours).
Therefore, I have designed ensure that fire following ways that can prevent all surfers never having to suffer through another winter in the future.
1 Becomes rich Sales. There are all sorts of reasons why this may be a good thing. No more eating cold beans of a CDN or tuna & rice night after night just to offer beer and gasoline to get your Board on the beach. No longer work for someone that you don't like to pay a mortgage on a House which scents with the woman you can no longer bear. Not to mention the fact you can say what you like anyone without fear of repercussions and you have a more than sweet deal on your hands. But mostly you can literally travel the world on an endless summer surf without the need to see an another snowflake in your life. So what's stopping you? Ah yes, it is quite hard if you are not a banker, celeb c list or have a conscience but that you can but try.
2 Put Pro. A variant of the above, in that escape you the winter months by getting sponsors to pay so that you can be elsewhere. Granted you have to be good enough for your sport if you go to do this, but hey films say us that if you work hard enough at something and really kick then suggests a musical montage will in a few short momentsthat you'll be taken to Maui. It's one that I am banking on courtesy of the fact that my surfing is mediocre at best and a guy who looked much like Mr. Miyagi was me Check out since long the other day. I am sure that it will intervene at any time and show me how to paint a fence.
3 Burn rubber and cut down the trees. Everyone seems to do it at each rate growing so why not join in? With enough wanton destruction of this world, we can put an end to any semblance of civilization and throw ourselves open to all the effects of climate change. With a little luck in England will become a desert beset by great inflates this side dEl El Salvador.
4 Marry someone who did not speak English. Literally anyone. Just marry them. With a bit of luck after the marriage ceremony, you can check their passports as you board the flight for your honeymoon and be on your way to surf Eden for a life in Central America, Asia and South-East Greenland. Greenland? Oh no, what did you do.
5 Die. Yes it is extreme, but hear me out. There are many people on this planet who keep banging on life after death is incredible. I, being an atheist, do not believe their but am willing to give them the benefit of the doubt should 4 other options works for me. I mean if it is a choice between another winter in Boscombe and the unknown which is of the beyond perfect, there is only one winner.
We will see if we can not do.
